Durarara!! Volume 1: Colour Pages
Namie: "...Have you noticed?"
Seiji: "There's no way anyone could have missed that, Sis. That stalker girl doesn't even bother hiding herself. She doesn't even know that she's stalking."
Namie: "---Shall I have her dealt with?"
Seiji: "Don't, Sis, it's a bad thing to kill people. Please, live a more respectful life that you can be proud of."
Namie: "Ah...but what makes me the most proud is..."
Seiji: "If you're going to say it's me, I'll be running away, for real."
Namie: "...I just love how cold you are sometimes."
Mika: (What should I do? What should I do? Seiji-san is here! It hasn't even been seven hours since I started looking for Seiji-san and we've already run into each other. That's why Seiji-san is so cool ! He's my destined lover! There's a beautiful woman next to him, but I won't be jealous, fufu. Because I know that person is Seiji-san's older sister! That's Namie-san, who holds an important position at Yagiri Pharmaceuticals. She is still single, and her three sizes are--- [omitted] -- I know all sorts of things about Seiji-san's family. I've found out as much as I could about Seiji-san, but it is still far from enough. Because Seiji-san doesn't know about me. That's why, that's why, I will tell him lots and lots and lots more about myself, how much I like Seiji-san, how happy I will make him, how much I'll make Seiji-san, Seiji-san, Seiji-san, Seiji-san----)
Simon: Young lady, why do you run away? // If you only have a little your health will be fine... // Are you thinking about your diet? // It's fine if it's just once. // Hey, young lady. // You get a discount for your first time.//Ah, Mister, what do you think? // It's cheap, it's delicious, first-time customer, alcohol, discount. // Sushi, good. Sushi's good, it's slimming. // Your health will be fine if you don't each too much. // Healthy sushi, eat sushi. // Our sushi is Japan's best...
Kida: "Oh, it's the Black Motorbike."
Kida: "People who see the Black Motorbike get good luck...that's what I just thought. Right, let's not let the luck go to waste and go access an online dating site."
Anri: "Isn't it... a little scary...?"
Kida: "Scary? Online dating sites? Fufu, or do you find my way of life scary because it's like crossing dangerous bridges all the time? And this scent of danger will make Anri fall for me-"
Anri: "That motorbike... somehow it doesn't feel real..."
Mikado: "Yes, I know what you mean. It's almost like it doesn't belong in this world."
Kida: "...Are you ignoring me?"
Mikado: "It is scary. But...that's exactly why I think it's cool. It's like I would want to turn into that being if only I could---------"
Mikado: "No, nothing."
Mikado: (Aah, what is on the mind of that being that transcends us just by existing? It must be something I can't even begin to imagine, right?)
Celty: (Crap... I forgot to record today's 'Discovering World's Wonders'. Will I make it in time if I head back now? ...I'll have to hurry.)
Celty: (Even so--- This city is as peaceful as ever today.)
Celty: (I feel most at home in an everyday life with nothing strange going on. I really envy those students I passed by a moment ago.)
Karisawa: "Oh my, Izaya and Shizuo are fighting again."
Kadota: "They've always been. Right, Yumasaki?"
Yumasaki: "Woah, It's the Black Motorbike. The way it runs is so cool. That can't be real. It's got to be CG. Or a ghost or something."
Kadota: "Not listening, are you?"
Yumasaki: "Aaah, if I ever see a ghost, I'd like it to be a cute girl, you know. Doesn't matter if it's a haunting spirit or an earth-bound spirit."
Karisawa: "Astral? Astral? Dengeki? Dengeki Bunko?"
Kadota: "Oi... Ahh, these guys are hopeless... They've drifted off into their own world."
Karisawa: "Ah, speaking of which, Dotachin, did you know? Once you take off the book covers you'll find numbers written on Dengeki Bunko books at the bottom of their backs, what can those numbers mean?"
Kadota: "As if I care. ...Hey, they're starting."
Izaya: "I'm begging you, Shizu-chan."
Izaya: "I've stabbed my knife in the stomach, won't you at least look like you're in pain?"
Izaya: "Also, I wanted to carve out your entrails so I thrust pretty hard, Shizu-chan. Why won't the knife go in deeper than 5 millimeters? What are your abdominal muscles made of?"
Izaya: "That cafe signboard you're holding right now with one hand, do you know how many kilos it weighs? We're both grown men now, so try to behave within the realm of common sense...would you?"
Shizuo: "...Since we're talking about common sense, you'll die if I hit you with this, right? ---So die."
Izaya: (Ah, I'll be screwed if I don't run away now...I really can't handle him. I can't predict his next moves at all. What is he thinking about when he's fighting me?)
Shizuo: (Kill kill kill kill kill beat him smash him kick him chop him cook him burn him stab him pummel him murder him crush him grind him cut him into a thousand pieces kill him alive no kill him completely absolutely and painfully kill him fully kill kill kill, kill kill...)
Shinra: (Aah--- it's becoming twisted.)
Shinra: (This city is becoming twisted again today.)
Shinra: (It's such a nice feeling, isn't it--- / Aah, more, won't it become even more twisted? / So twisted that the world's surface and underbelly, day and night, reality and illusion---)
Shinra: (And then my and her existences, everything will meld together...and never part again-------)
I take no credit for these as they were translated by anni_fiesta and passed on to me so volume 1 could be a little more complete ahaha. Anywho I'm not dead. My laptop was just being stupid so it's up and running so I'll be able to translate a little more.